The trip was very good: both outward and return a punctuality that seemed to travel with a Swiss company for a time.
Only one episode made me the hair stand on end like a tabby launched over the wall of a kennel. I try to make it but I know that I'll give you an effective idea ... On the train down in the
Terroniland rise in Rome two wonderful girls from physical statuary that come through to my compartment. They begin to speak in an Italian strascinatissimo where Neapolitan is lowered as the eggplant parmigiana in. From what I have to feel that I understand are Portsmouth and works as a clerk in an Armani boutique in central Rome. They are more stupid than a hot water bottle and I really wonder how can I select only certain people on dell'avvenenza basic physics. I mean, Armani himself and plastic surgery would prevent him from physically having to deal with customers to 'ste two idiots. Call them for convenience
S1 and S2 to distinguish from each other and make a fool clarity in the dialogue we see is that you carry:
S1: "Did you see the Schtamattina teleggiornale? They said that now is a date maggica but I did not understand why ... "
S2: "No, I did not t'arricuord vischto ... But Who have said, schcusa?"
S1: "Eeeeh, Sulo m'arricord maggica that is a date that happens once every hundred years and we have had the good fortune of having lived ..."
S2, "but if I do not Eeeeh schpieghi ie that capischc??"
S1: "Aschpe 'ja, mo' I'll do I say to my mom and clings to the number where the parent of so great masterpiece tells her that no, the news this lunchtime news had not repeated his .
S1: "Ma 'look but you look nun understand anything, but what the hell' you see him doing the news?!? NOT 'POSSIBLE THAT HAS NOT SAID! E' A NOTIZZZIA TOO IMPORTANT DAY OF TODAY, ALL ABOUT THE MINIMUM TELEGGIORNALI! " and throw down after the full horror magazine with her hysterical screams for something so tiny.
not give up and call the boy. This confirms the news that the stopgap in the morning for lunch but they have not just repeated that he (it happens! when you say god makes them and then pairing them ..) had seen that edition of its morning and remembers everything. Explains it to him for good, so that then can refer to his friend and then say goodbye.
S1: "Mo 'premium understood all things! Works like this: because it is a date maggica law in all directions, up and down, round trip, you head'?"
S2: "No!"
S1: "Then '... if you schcrivi date 11.2.11 is the same even if the laws upside down,' and heads'???"
S2: "aaaaah! E '' or else '!"
S1: "But one thing ... I was pensanno the news of the morning I look at them ever ever. If until now the news accussi have never given in January to say that this thing never happens. Then in February is what makes the difference? "
S2:" Eh SSI, we see that every day in February are maggici so .. "
followed 60 seconds of silence to say the least, unrealistic and embarrassing to me now that I have a hernia the effort of not shouting at them the futility of their lives.
S1: "Absolutely not ... because if you think about 12.2.11 do not read the same in all directions ... Affixed to the news had said that every hundred years is such a thing ... "
S2": "You have too much reason, then no ... We're just fortunate that the next day we maggico mica us we are ... "
I hope not because the next day, as they understood it in a month and maybe the first crack for the intellectual effort they have made.
But because the boy is the girl of his worthy companion, not even he understood a shit: the date palindrome was intended for its extended version, ie 11.02.2011. Only in this version is a rarity and not that they intended to vaiasse mutilated in which a figure for the month adapt it to their understanding.
Poor Italy. And these voters like me ... PS sorry
pedantic outburst in the final post, but I kept in the explanation for the whole weekend and if not thrown out burst! !
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